Yelbrin Skrain Bodak's Cardassian Blog 20020205: These humans have such strange customs. There's this one that lasted for ages from their ancient past until at least the 21st century where they consult this creature called a groundhog but it's a special one to them. Stupid humans think that if it sees its shadow there would be ....a logical way to put this is... normal winter weather for the last six weeks of the season and if it doesn't see the shadow then the rest of the winter would be warmer than usual, what they call indian summer. The problem is their press swarms over that creature's home and use their primitive imaging recorders to take pictures of the event BUT THEIR STUPID FLASHERS GO OFF AND THE STUPID PIG SEES THE SHADOW ANYWAY THANKS TO THE FLASH CUBES!!! Every K'vrassad year it's the same damn thing!!! Groundhog sees shadow, groundhog sees shadow... hmmmm... WONDER WHY THAT IS YOU STUPID F**CKING HUMAN MORONS?????? and you wonder why we made the obvious (to us now) mistake of becoming allies with the Dominion?? You wonder why we want to reclaim our glorious preeminent position as the supreme race of the Alpha Quadrant?? IT'S BECAUSE WE KNOW THAT YOU HUMANS ARE SO BLOODY EVIL!!!! YOU GO THROUGH THIS RITUAL OF PREDICTING HOW WARM OR COLD THE REST OF YOUR HORRIBLE WINTER IS AND YET YOU MAKE HIM SEE HIS DAMNED SHADOW ANYWAY DOOMING YOURSELFS TO COLD AND SNOW FOR SIX MORE WEEKS!! This horrid cold and lack of caffein has made me become more sleepier than usual...and it's all your fault... Starfleet is weak.... Ultraman1973 // 17:16 ______________________
These humans have such strange customs. There's this one that lasted for ages from their ancient past until at least the 21st century where they consult this creature called a groundhog but it's a special one to them. Stupid humans think that if it sees its shadow there would be ....a logical way to put this is... normal winter weather for the last six weeks of the season and if it doesn't see the shadow then the rest of the winter would be warmer than usual, what they call indian summer. The problem is their press swarms over that creature's home and use their primitive imaging recorders to take pictures of the event BUT THEIR STUPID FLASHERS GO OFF AND THE STUPID PIG SEES THE SHADOW ANYWAY THANKS TO THE FLASH CUBES!!! Every K'vrassad year it's the same damn thing!!! Groundhog sees shadow, groundhog sees shadow... hmmmm... WONDER WHY THAT IS YOU STUPID F**CKING HUMAN MORONS?????? and you wonder why we made the obvious (to us now) mistake of becoming allies with the Dominion?? You wonder why we want to reclaim our glorious preeminent position as the supreme race of the Alpha Quadrant?? IT'S BECAUSE WE KNOW THAT YOU HUMANS ARE SO BLOODY EVIL!!!! YOU GO THROUGH THIS RITUAL OF PREDICTING HOW WARM OR COLD THE REST OF YOUR HORRIBLE WINTER IS AND YET YOU MAKE HIM SEE HIS DAMNED SHADOW ANYWAY DOOMING YOURSELFS TO COLD AND SNOW FOR SIX MORE WEEKS!! This horrid cold and lack of caffein has made me become more sleepier than usual...and it's all your fault... Starfleet is weak.... Ultraman1973 // 17:16
